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some of this shit will be broken. deal.

what's new, yo.

friday, may 19!

mutants beware! i'm afraid that senator kelly isn't going to like the x-men movie very much. btw, they are SO clever.
- 11:48:31 AM

continuity is one fine site. besides, whoohoo is a great word.
- 11:26:26 AM

god, there's just something about this that i find so... gross.
- 11:13:00 AM

you know, i find sketches just so damn entertaining.
- 10:56:49 AM

what the fuck? i need to learn japanese.
- 10:42:45 AM

she is absolutely right... i have been getting a lot of attention lately. do i deserve it? i don't think so. will it last? probably not. do i appreciate it? hell yeah! thanks everyone.
- 10:26:46 AM

this is so cool. i want to watch it. just the title is cool, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".
- 10:00:16 AM

this article has a clever title, but it really doesn't suprise me.
- 9:56:16 AM

thursday, may 18!

i read this (the may 14th entry), and i started to cry ever so slowly. i miss my mother.
- 5:49:10 PM

originally i didn't want to link this because it's another whazzup thing (consider that a warning if you are sick of them too), but it made me laugh. it's with all those web elitists. full explanation here.
- 5:43:02 PM

who needs a dog? now you can poop and scoop without all that other irritation. like unconditional love and stuff.
- 5:15:36 PM

i want to enter my site into their "database" of world wide web stimuli, but i'm afraid with my design section not being done, they might not accept me. what do you think?
- 4:59:34 PM

according to the emode animal past life test, i was a turtle named Gifford, with a wife named Melina and 20 kids. woah.
- 3:09:32 PM

this place is pretty cool. you need shockwave and all, but you can actually meet some pretty cool people. if you're in there, i might be too. i'm palesky. duh.
- 1:59:47 PM

not only does it have a cool flash site, but it's gonna be one helluva movie. argh, i can't wait!
- 1:49:25 PM

not hellishly amazing. well, maybe... nah. but thanks anyway!
- 1:39:14 PM

i didn't even know that jejune was an actual word. but she isn't jejune - she's cool. i mean, geez, she likes weezer. 'nuff said.
- 11:14:46 AM

last february, i saw the kids in the hall on tour - they were awesome. so go read about them NOW! note: while this site may be a bit hard to navigate, look around and you'll find it has a lot of stuff, including an attempt at a complete KITH episode guide.
- 11:00:47 AM

talk about one mighty expensive phone call.
- 10:40:38 AM

what a little bitch. oh well. i was kind of interested to see what the X-files would be like without duchovny.
- 10:35:43 AM

i mean, i loved the matrix and all, but was this really necessary?
- 10:15:45 AM

this is amusing. however, it probably would be funnier if i hadn't seen this earlier.
- 10:13:46 AM

even though this is not a blog, it's still stuff i like to read.
- 9:24:00 AM

hey dude, no need to be awestruck (but thanks for the kind words anyhow), and no need to be the next riothero. another mark? god forbid. heheh.
- 9:21:53 AM

you know, i love my car. i really do. it's been so good to me, but it's a '93 (an 850 glt, to be exact), and i'm starting to feel it's age. so, if i get a new car, and it's not a volvo, i'm seriously considering this. there's just something about them that looks... cool.
- 9:13:26 AM

yesterday was just amazing. one instance: i was ready to park my car for my super secret project meeting, when i saw a friend that works here, that i haven't seen for 2 years when we both used to work here. it was thrilling to see him again. we went up to his house, smoked a bowl, exchanged numbers, and then i was off to my meeting. it was neat-o.
- 9:06:14 AM

wednesday, may 17!

well, i'm off to a meeting for a super secret project. "what project is that?" you ask? well, ask this guy - he might know.
- 6:01:06 PM

oh my, this stuff is great! go to your local supermarket right now, and get some. but it probably won't be there when i think about. well, it doesn't matter, look for it, and drink it! it's good! it's good, damnit!
- 4:36:26 PM

i was surfing through the rest of the camp chaos website, and they've got some pretty sweet stuff. you should check it out.
- 4:24:03 PM

hahaha. metallica BAD! camp chaos GOOD!
- 3:43:12 PM

thank god the "remember me" function is working again. that was annoying for a bit.
- 1:04:31 PM

while jesus is looking for a woman, BOB is my master.
- 11:32:34 AM

my god. i checked the power blogger list, and becky already has 11 parsed updates (which is low compared to the 19 that "the great blog-off" already has, but i mean, it's "the great blog-ogg", duh).
- 11:16:38 AM

so other people have emailed me long after i reached dreamland, sending me pictures of porn, cool mini-movies, and the general compliment/hate mail. notable mention though: it seems that matthew and i both were under her spell at one point or another.
- 10:58:09 AM

tuesday, may 16!

well, charlotte (and her breasts) emailed me tonight. and so did the webmistress, so tonight hasn't been too bad. not too bad at all.
- 11:04:32 PM

finally, someone emailed me. shit. and she is sexy as hell.
- 4:44:24 PM

hey people, email me something. anything. i'm getting bored at work, and i'm too lazy to look around for something to blog. argh.
- 2:42:46 PM

tripping the rift is fucking hilarious! i can't wait until episode 2. excitement.
- 11:39:35 AM

are your parties getting too boring? then hire her for a blast! probably works best in bachlor party type situations though. i'd hate to see what would happen if she were hired for a bar mitzvah or something.
- 11:28:51 AM

god, the weather here is gorgeous. too gorgeous. we're gonna need rain soon, otherwise we might be seeing another drought. that would be bad.
- 11:10:08 AM

i love tortoise. there's just something about their music that appeals to me. i just need to pick up this album, and i'll be happy. anyone want to trade mp3's?
- 10:36:06 AM

she's right - this is a pretty good idea.
- 10:17:04 AM

i've had my eye on cyn's site for awhile. she had some kind words to say about palesky (thanks cyn!), so i stole one of her blogs. her site looks real shazzy too.
- 10:08:30 AM

well, i got 31 out of 40. do i reek of nerd that much?
- 10:04:54 AM

if you live in sydney, don't let the bed bugs bite.
- 9:39:52 AM

this is pretty inspiring... but wouldn't it be neat if there were people hungting him down and stuff like in the richard bachman book?
- 9:38:36 AM

monday, may 15!

webmistress, you are just too nice to me.
- 12:44:03 PM

so i get an email today reading:
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from: isolated .
subject: La stalkee
Can I stalk you?
(my mail is being a pain, sorry if it sent off twice)
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i did get the email twice, so at least she's nice.
- 12:37:03 PM

i don't know. maybe i'm not normal, but i just wouldn't ask myself these kind of questions.
- 12:24:44 PM

you ask, "what is it?". well, hack it man.
- 1:18:43 AM

look! wait, don't look! i don't know what to do with this site!
- 1:04:08 AM

man, this guy's got the right idea! i wonder how much vacation time i have left...
- 12:52:37 AM

yay.
- 12:50:02 AM

boo.
- 12:48:06 AM

one moment i was at wendy's, the next i was writing.
- 12:39:29 AM

sunday, may 14!

all i know now, is that i'm gonna go get something to feed the vice. ahhhhhhh.
- 7:28:23 PM

so, i need to get another one, but which do i choose? or maybe i should just go for the V? i'm gonna have to sit and think about this for a bit.
- 7:25:53 PM

sigh. in a hurry to get to my step-mother's picnic celebration, i managed to lose my palm pilot. i was not very happy. not happy at all. i am proud of myself however, that i didn't let that get in the way of a pretty nice day.
- 7:21:25 PM

well, it's may 14th. happy mother's day! the sun was all out and shiny. for the most part, it was happy.
- 7:19:40 PM

i snowcrashed Blogger