thursday, october 28, 1999 10:13:19 pm
i've been at work all day, which is something i just realized as the
clock ticks 9:38 PM. i'm going to go home and take a shower. no doubt
after that i will fall into a hazy sleep and dream of silly and demented
things, things that i won't remember tomorrow morning when i awake unrefreshed
and unprepared for what the day may bring.
sing to me and i will come. write your contact information on a napkin
with the help of a leaky pen and give it to someone you are attracted
to in that significant other kind of way, knowing full well that you
are unsure if that person is attracted to you. drink a can of coke,
followed by a glass of water, and then a bottle of pepsi. lick the thumb
on your right hand and run the saliva across your left eyebrow.
even if you are okay, not feeling any pain whatsoever, take an aspirin.
can you feel the difference? is it the medication, or the wonderful
feeling your brain likes when it has become overwhelmed by the placebo
i may be walking behind you tomorrow. i may not. but can you ever be
sure? perhaps if you know that i don't live near you, but then how do
you know that i'm not travelling to your town, city, villa, metropolis
tomorrow morning, or maybe tonight? that might be me, looking at you,
glaring at you with my pseudo-evil eye, playing paper doll with with
the image of yourself within the confines of my mind.
i've come to realize that i can be a fool and a genius, and sometimes
an amalgam of both. you see, that's why i shave my head, just so i can
c'mon, pick your nose. no one's looking. i swear.